Holey-Moley Guacamole


                    Ingredients: 

                    1 avocado
                    1 teaspoon sour cream
                    Finely chopped tomatoes to taste
                    Finely chopped spring onions (sob) to taste
                    1 teaspoon mayonaise
                    Chilli powder
                    Ground black pepper
                    Few drops of lemon juice 

                      1.Mash the heck out of the avocado with
                         back of fork. 

                      2.Add tomato and onion 

                      3.Add everything to taste (do alot of
                         tasting) beginning with sour cream 

                      4.Stir in a small amount of mayonaise. 

                    After you are through tasting, hopefully there is
                    enough guacamole left in which to dip tortilla
                    chips.